Thursday, May 31, 2012

Life's Persistent Questions

  • Is tipping a mostly empty bag of chips into your mouth ever socially acceptable?
  • Why are so many people searching for "one bad decision leads to another" and landing on this here blog?
  • What should I do about my Toms becoming smelly?
  • Is it weird that I have a Value Village punch card?
  • How was I supposed to know that the couple in the car ahead of me was *seriously* flirting, not fighting?
  • Can I tell my coworker to stop breathing? Because I can hear it in my cube? Across the aisle?
  • Am I cranky?
  • At what point does "a lot of oatmeal" turn into "too much oatmeal"?
  • Why do I keep accidentally eating pie for dinner?
{Who thought this was a good idea?}

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