Loads of laundry done: 623
Minutes spent discussing frequency/color/texture/odor of baby's poop: 64
Minutes spent changing diapers: 1,080
Minutes spent exclaiming over naked baby's delicious thighs/tummy/toesies/smiles/rolls instead of changing diapers: 745
Minutes spent exclaiming over baby's knuckle dimples/elbow dimples/knee dimples/cheek dimples: 150
Minutes spent discreetly sniffing baby's hair/ears/neck: 289
Number of kiss attacks mercilessly inflicted on baby: 156
Pictures taken: 2,918
Number of times we've been on time to events and appointments: 1
Late-night, sleep-deprived impulse/panicked online purchases made for baby: 4
Tears shed because of hormones/utter exhaustion/fears of raising a reasonable human being/general panic about state of house/life/body: 825
Dinner dates taken: 2
Meals eaten with one hand and in 5 minutes or less: 39
Regrets: 0
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| {worth it} |
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