With Liberty and Justice For All

Meet 'The Uniters'.

I bought these sandals in a February funk when I didn't think I would ever see my bare feet again because the winter was nevernevernevernevereverververgoingtoendand
Imprettysurethatweareallgoingtodieofcardiacarrestfromcopiousamountsof
redmeatandbutterandcreamandcheeseandpastabakedintosupercomfortfood
thatisvitaltomakeitthroughANORTHDAKOTAWINTER!
Anyway.

Every time I wear them, I get compliments. Every time.  Women love these things.  I call them The Uniters for that reason.  I wore these on Tuesday to work and a woman that I didn't even know said to me in the elevator, "You have adorable shoes on you."

Fashion unites people.

Thus, I hereby pledge allegiance to the sisterhood of shoppers and shoe lovers, and to the sartorial bliss for which we stand, one well-shod group under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.